Transcript · Hindi → English
Conflict at Society Meeting
Sir, that
uncle, you know,
your father. He actually walks around the balcony
wearing a lungi.
You know, some people don't really like
that.
See,
it's a kind of society where decent people live.
So if you can please take care of this.
Do one thing,
get him a tracksuit from the society funds.
Approve the grant.
Sir, it's a humble request from my side.
Uh,
sir, who
filed this complaint?
There are a few people. Sir, it'll be in writing, right?
That.
Mrs. Gulati. Mrs. Gulati. Mrs.
Gulati.
She lives in the building opposite mine. In the morning, she tries to do Surya Namaskar.
करने की कोशिश करती है।
We sit on our balcony, drinking tea. To be frank,
to be frank, it's not a great sight.
But whatever she does, she does in her own
home. And what anyone does in their own home, no one has the right
to watch it or comment on it.
I mean.
No matter how much I feel like saying it, at this society meeting, that this filthy
Gulati, in a vulgar tank top, is showing off her fat,
black armpits and making us want to puke. I can't say it, can I? What is this guy
saying? How can he talk like that?
I'll tear you apart right here. Got it?
She's my mother, you motherfucker.
Sir, how many people from one flat are
allowed at this AGM?
Two. Two. So, this is Mr. Gulati, and this is Mrs.
Gulati. So, from flat 14/2, there are two people here, right?
Right. Throw this prick out. Come on, asshole, get out.
How can he talk like that?
Cool, cool, man. You didn't say “cool, cool” then
when he called me a motherfucker. Yes, motherfucker
means a motherfucker. And listen carefully
to two things. My father will wear a lungi, and nobody's father
can stop him. And second,
if someone calls me a motherfucker in their language, then in mine...
I'll call him a motherfucker in that language. Is that clear?
Does anyone have anything else to discuss? Any more complaints?
I'll end the meeting.
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Original transcript (Hindi)
Sir, वो uncle है ना, आपके पिताजी। वो actually में balcony में लूँगी पहन के घूमते हैं। उससे you know कुछ लोगों को मतलब अच्छा नहीं
लगता। See, it's a kind of society where decent people live. So if you can please take care of this. एक काम करो,
society के funds से ना उनको एक track pant ले दो। Grant pass करो। Sir, it's a humble request from my side. अ, सर ये
complaint किसने करवाई है? है, दो चार लोग हैं। Sir वो written में होगा ना वो। Mrs. Gulati. Mrs. Gulati. Mrs. Gulati
मेरी सामने वाली building में रहती है। सुबह सुबह सूर्य नमस्कार करने की कोशिश करती है। तब हम लोग अपनी balcony में बैठकर चाय पी रहे होते हैं। To be frank, to be frank, it's not a great sight. लेकिन ये जो भी करती हैं, अपने घर में करती
हैं। और कौन अपने घर पर क्या करता है, उसे देखने का या उस पर बोलने का किसी को कोई हक नहीं है। मतलब मेरा कितना भी मन हो, इस society meeting में बोलने का कि ये गंदी Gulati बेहूदा tank top पहनकर अपने मोटे
काले बगुले दिखाकर हमें उल्टी करवा रही है। मैं नहीं बोल सकता ना। What is this guy saying? ऐसे कैसे बात कर रहा है? यहीं पर फाड़ दूंगा तुझे। समझा, हाँ? She is my mother, you motherfucker. Sir, ये AGM में एक flat से कितने लोग
allowed हैं? दो। दो। तो ये हो गए Mr. Gulati और ये Mrs. Gulati. तो 14 से 2 के, 2 लोग यहां पर है ना? Right. इस लौड़े को बाहर डाल। चल चूतिये बाहर। ए कैसे बात कर रहा है?
Cool, cool man. ये वो, वो cool, cool ये तूने तब नहीं बोला था जब उसने मुझे motherfucker बोला। हाँ, motherfucker का मतलब होता है मादरचोद। और दो बात कान खोल के सुन लो। मेरा बाप लूँगी पहनेगा और किसी का बाप नहीं रोक सकता। और दूसरी बात,
कोई अपनी भाषा में मुझे motherfucker बोलेगा तो मैं अपनी भाषा में उसको मादरचोद बोलूंगा। Is that clear? किसी को कोई और discussion करना है? Any more complaint? I finish the meeting.
