Ant Scout Tricked as Sausage Is Repeatedly Swapped for a Rock

I dropped a damn piece of sausage on the ground then waited for some fucking ant to find it.

It saw that big ass chunk of sausage, got all excited, and ran the fuck off to report.

While that little shit was off calling for backup, I snatched the sausage and swapped in a fucking

rock. The ant squad showed the hell up only to find no sausage, just a useless ass stone they

couldn't chew. Bet they tore into that poor bastard scout for wasting their damn time.

Once all the ants fucked off, I took away the rock and put the sausage back.

That same scout came crawling back, checked it out, saw it really was sausage, and rushed off

again to report like a dumbass. Soon as he left, I swapped the sausage with the rock again. The

whole damn army rolled back in only to get fucked over again. After they stormed off pissed, I

switched the rock out for sausage one more time. That poor scout, probably still getting shit from

the last round, came back, saw the sausage again and angrily ran off to report like he's got

something to prove. This time the ant army charged back in and surprise, still just a fucking rock.

That poor bastard scout's probably getting his ass kicked right about now.