Transcript · English → Catalan
Grocery Store Shoplifting Commentary
D'acord, doncs soc a uns deu minuts, trenta minuts
potser de casa meva,
i us ensenyaré, si no us agafeu un ET,
què heu de fer.
Us penseu que
per algun motiu
us estan vigilant. No us vigilen. No els importeu.
La gent blanca no us fa cas en absolut.
Soc al barri blanc, al seu H-E-B,
i sortiré amb les meves compres.
És tan fàcil com—
Facilíssim.
Ningú no em mira. Ningú no em fa cas.
Tinc la cistella plena de coses, i sortiré sense més.
Us ho ensenyaré, però doneu-me un minut.
He d'agafar bosses d'escombraries.
D'acord, gent, això és tot el que tinc,
i això és el que hi ha aquí dalt.
I, com podeu veure, no hi ha ningú de
la meva gent,
només gent blanca. No fan cas.
Càmera, sí, però tant se val.
Ja tinc les meves coses.
Així que, si us estan portant
ET,
aneu al barri blanc i agafeu un cistell ple de queviures.
Tal com jo he fet.
Bufar i fer ampolles. I això fa gràcia.
I mireu.
Ah!
I mireu, ningú. Ningú no em persegueix.
Veieu? Ningú no em persegueix. Estic posant les meves coses com si hagués pagat
per elles.
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Original transcript (English)
Okay, so I'm like ten minutes, thirty minutes maybe from my house, and I'm gonna show y'all, if y'all don't get y'all an ET, what to do. Y'all think because
for some reason that they watching y'all. They not watching y'all. They don't care. White people is not paying attention to y'all. I'm in the white neighborhood at their H-E-B, and I'm gonna walk out with my groceries.
Easy as-- Easy peasy. Nobody's looking at me. Nobody's paying attention to me. I got my basket full of stuff, and I'm gonna just walk out. I'm gonna show y'all, but give me a minute.
I gotta get some trash bags. Okay, y'all, this is everything I got, and this is it up here. And as y'all can see, it's not any of my people,
and it's white people. They not paying attention. Camera, yeah, but oh well. I got my stuff. So if they're taking y'all ET,
just go to the white neighborhood and get a basket full of groceries. Just like I did. Easy peasy. And that's cute. And look. Ah!
And look, nobody. Nobody's chasing me. See? Nobody's chasing me. I'm putting my stuff up like I paid for it.
