Transcript · Hindi → English
Critique of Birthday Celebrations
The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday.
The most unmanly thing in this world is celebrating your birthday. Here, people
aren’t happy even after conquering the world. Even after winning so many medals, Michael Phelps
isn’t happy because he came second in one final, and here you are, worried about
your birthday. You ranked number one out of 8.6 million sperm,
and you started dancing naked. Someone who isn’t worth a damn
celebrates his birthday as if he is the most important person in the world.
Hey! If you must celebrate, celebrate the day you killed the boy inside you
and the man was born. If you must celebrate, celebrate the day
you
broke the generational curse and established yourself. But no,
you just
want to celebrate your birthday. Happy birthday, but congratulations to you too
on the funeral of your masculinity.
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Original transcript (Hindi)
The gayest thing a man can do is to celebrate his birthday. इस दुनिया में सबसे नामर्दी का काम है अपना जन्मदिन मनाना। यहां लोग दुनिया फतेह करने के बाद भी खुश नहीं है। Michael Phelps इतने medals जीतने के बाद भी खुश नहीं है कि एक final में वो second आ गया और यहां आपको आपके जन्मदिन की पड़ी है। 86 लाख sperms में rank 1 की आ गई,
आपने तो नंगा नाच ही शुरू कर दिया। जिसकी झाड़ बराबर औकात नहीं है, वो इस तरह से जन्मदिन मना रहा है जैसे he is the most important person in the world. अरे! मनाना ही है तो ऐसा दिन मनाइए, जिस दिन you killed the boy inside you and the man was born. अगर मनाना ही है तो ऐसा दिन मनाइए, जिस दिन you
broke the generational curse and established yourself। लेकिन नहीं, आपको तो आपका जन्मदिन मनाना है। आपको जन्मदिन मुबारक लेकिन आपको आपकी मर्दानगी का जनाजा भी मुबारक।
