Dark Comedy Dialogue on Violence

All right, boys, you got it? We rush the camp fast, we kill everybody, we loot everything. Any questions? Boss, there's one thing I don't understand. You told us Allah said every life is sacred. Killing them, that's not cool,

right? No, no, it's the lives of Muslims that are sacred. The others, we don't give a shit. Yeah, but Allah only spoke to you recently to reveal the Quran.

Maybe the people in that camp haven't heard yet. Shouldn't we go talk to them first before we attack? No, no, no, too late. They should have done their research. Hey, you said Allah created the Earth and everything on it. The Earth has been around a really long time.

Why did he wait so long to show himself? Uh, well, he was waiting for a man as brave and valiant as me. Before that, there was nobody he could trust. Hmm.

And why didn't he just speak to everybody at the same time so the whole world would become Muslim together? Hmm. Wait. Give me a second. I need to talk to my associate. Your cousin is a real pain in the ass.

He's always been like that. Shit, did you tell him about the 72 hot virgins? Yeah, but he's the type who only believes what he sees. I think we're going to have to take him out, make an example.

No. How am I supposed to explain that to my uncle? Yeah, but we need the money, man. I remind you that you owe 500 dinars to that guy because you killed one of his goats. By the way, how did you even manage to kill that goat?

That's not important. But yeah, you're right. We have to kill him. Just make it quick. Don't worry. I'm a pro. Fear, nothing better to make someone do whatever

you want.