Transcript · English → Chinese
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Comedy Skit
Starlink刚刚毁了与服务商签约的可 能吗 在欧洲
还有世界其他地区 因为最近那些胡闹事
发生在乌克兰的限速——等等， 我有另一通电话。
埃隆·马斯克？
哦，嗨，瑞安。是我，埃隆。呃， 我说泽连斯基
做得太过分了，并不代表 我真的限制了
Starlink的带宽。
眨眼。
呃，等等。我有另一通电话。
马克·扎克伯格？哈哈，你这个傻瓜。正 是在下， 马克
扎克伯格， 而且俄罗斯比起你更爱我。
哦，不，俄罗斯比起你更爱我。 他们爱我远胜过你。
哈哈，你这个傻瓜。不， 俄罗斯更爱我，因为我有
更多用户和更多机器人。哦，哦， 你确定吗？
因为你刚在一次FBI突袭中失去了370 万个 虚假账号，
如果俄罗斯真的爱你， 就不会让那种事发生。
哈哈，你这蠢货。 你或许赢了这一仗，但我，
马克·扎克伯格， 将返回我的母星“腹泻星”，
一旦我飞升， 我将变得比你所能
想象的还要强大。
刚才到底他妈发生了什么？
腹泻。
尿尿、便便、尿尿。
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Original transcript (English)
Did Starlink just ruin the possibilities of contracts with services in Europe and other parts of the world because of the shenanigans that recently happened with throttling in Ukra- Hold on, I have another call. Elon Musk? Oh, hi, Ryan. It's me, Elon. Uh, just because I said that Zelenskyy
has gone too far doesn't mean that I actually throttled the bandwidth of Starlink. Wink. Uh, hold on. I have another call. Mark Zuckerberg? Ha ha, you fool. 'Tis I, Mark
Zuckerberg, and Russia loves me more than you. Oh, no, Russia loves me more than you. They love me way more than you. Ha ha, you fool. No, Russia loves me more because I have more users and more bots. Oh, oh, are you sure about that? Because you just lost 3.7 million inauthentic accounts in an FBI raid,
and if Russia really loved you, they wouldn't have let that happen. Ha ha, you fool. You may have carried the day, but I, Mark Zuckerberg, will return to my home planet of Diarrhea, and once I ascend, I will become stronger than you can ever possibly imagine.
What the hell just happened? Diarrhea. Pee pee poo pee.
