Japanese → English transcript
Who are you even talking to, I wonder…
Ah, I was thinking of calling the police just now, you know,
I thought it might bother the other customers.
What? I thought it might bother the other customers.
It’s not really bothering anyone.
Ah, I mean, at the very least, it’s bothering me, you know.
What? At the very least, it’s bothering me. Me? Were you gay? I’m not gay.
Ah, he is gay, he’s just plain gay.
Ah, it’s fine, it’s fine. Did you call the police?
I haven’t called the police. I was thinking
maybe I should. You can call the police
if you want, are you filming this? Ah, go ahead, film it.
Are you filming? Without consent?
Of course. You’re the best, seriously, you’re the best. Seriously, sorry,
of course I am. That’s what I thought.
Right, yeah, that’s what I thought. You’re totally out of your mind.
You are, you are. And your hairstyle is on point too.
What? And your hairstyle is on point too, that hairstyle…
Of course, don’t touch me, you.
Ah, my hair— hey, don’t touch me. Oh, that’s brutal, brutal, brutal, brutal.
Brutal, brutal, brutal. Brutal, brutal. Oh wow, this is
insane, insane, insane, insane.
You’re losing, Yamakai, you’re losing.
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
End of transcript · 218 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
誰に話しかけてんのやろあー、今警察呼ぼうと思ってさ他のお客さんにさ、迷惑かなと思って 何? 何? 警察してないよ警察呼ぼうかなと思って別に警察呼ぶのは勝手だけどさ動画撮ってんの? 当たり前やんお前最高だね、本当にお前最高だね、本当に、ごめん当たり前だろそうだと思っ てんだよ
そうだよねそうだと思ってんだよ頭湧いてるもんな湧いてるやん湧いてるやん髪型も決まって るしな 何? お、えぐい、えぐい、えぐい、えぐいえぐい、えぐい、えぐいえぐい、えぐいお、すげえやば い、やばい、やばい、やばい お前、負けてるやん山海、負けてるやんやばい、やばい、やばい
