Japanese → English transcript
Born and cast down upon the land of China, I rampaged and rampaged through my life, and when at last I found I had no enemies left and came to the afterlife out of sheer boredom—
There they were, crawling all over the place, the mighty ones I had sought, even the gods themselves.
I care nothing for the fate of humanity. But if I can challenge the gods, then I, Lü Bu Fengxian, will let my fury run wild.
The anime Record of Ragnarok airs this weekend—only two days left. Witness Lü Bu’s battle with your own eyes.
End of transcript · 100 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
中華の大地に生まれ堕ち、暴れに暴れた我が生涯、遂に敵なしと、退屈をもて余してあの世に来てみれば、 うようよといるではないか、求め続けた強き者、神どもも。 人類の行く末など知らぬ。だが、神に挑めるとあらば、この呂布砲戦、存分に激を震おうぞ。 アニメ、週末のワルキューレ、あと二日。呂布の戦、しかと見届けよ。
