Transcript · Chinese (China) → English
College Dorm Life and Challenges
When your dorm
- has a problem.
Hello, ma'am. I'm a freshman.
- Where's my bed?
Zone Seven, Bed 2198, on the 2,680,000…
- 2,119th floor. What? Over two million floors?
Ma'am, does this building
- lead to the moon?
You're pretty lucky.
- Yesterday, someone lived on the four-millionth floor.
Prepare to depart. The total distance is 1,146 kilometers.
- Estimated climbing time: 38 days.
- Am I going to outer space?
Friendly reminder: You'll encounter high winds, thunderstorms,
hail, and low-oxygen areas along the way.
- Please stay safe.
Can I still withdraw from school
in time?
Whose socks smell
- so bad?
- They're tearing the place apart upstairs.
- Mine. Can we pick up things that fall?
- Whoever catches it keeps it. Don't grab it, I
saw this one first.
- Why are you tied up when you sleep?
- If you're not tied up, you might change dorms.
- What do you mean? My roommate next door
didn't tie himself up last night,
- and he's already fallen down.
Why is this floor covered in
- lightning rods?
- They're not for lightning protection. Then what are they for?
The power's on! The power's on! The power's on!
Fast-charge. Charge up.
- You charge with lightning?
A hundred thousand people use electricity together, so it trips every day.
- Don't just stand there. Charge up!
Wait, why is everyone fighting over
- ice picks?
- You can sell them to milk tea shops.
- You can make money from those too? Natural ice blocks
- are in high demand.
Ah!
- Why is there so little oxygen here?
That's normal. This place is at a higher altitude than Mount Everest,
- so the air is thin.
- Then how do you survive?
There's an oxygen machine next door.
- If you can't take it, get some oxygen.
You're all rich.
The price isn't bad.
- Just sleep for five minutes.
- Wake up. Time to pay.
How much? 2,500.
- How much?
- 2,500. You slept all night.
- That's an outrageous rip-off.
Anyway, it's a one-time
- business.
You have arrived at your destination.
- Navigation complete.
Finally, we're here.
Nobody call me. I'm going to sleep for three days and three nights.
- Wait, what now?
- It's the class bell. Class?
Where's the classroom? First floor.
I just climbed all the way up here.
- I don't want to go back down.
- Who climbs stairs these days?
Are you going to class or air-dropping
your homework?
- What are you doing? The locksmith I hired yesterday
- is finally coming in handy.
Won't your hands rub sparks out?
- What's this thing of yours?
- Don't you know how to fly with your clothes?
Chinese people can really fly? Oh no, I…
- We don't have any gear to get down.
I'll give you this. Are you serious?
- It's better than jumping straight down.
- Then what will you use?
- I have a plane.
- You call this a plane?
This is the only product here with zero
- negative reviews.
I'd better skip class.
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Original transcript (Chinese (China))
当你们宿舍 - 有事了。 阿姨好，我是大一新生， - 请问我的床位在哪啊？ 七区2198号床，两百六十八万
- 2119层。多少？两百多万层。 阿姨，你们这楼 - 是通月球的吗？ 你运气算不错了， - 昨天那个住四百多万层。
准备出发，全程1146公里， - 预计攀爬三十八天。 - 我这是去外太空吗？ 温馨提示：途中经过强风雷暴、 冰雹、低氧区域，
- 请注意安全。 我现在退学还来 得及吗？ 谁的袜子味道 - 这么大？
- 上面拆家呢。 - 我的。掉下来的东西还能捡？ - 谁接到归谁。别抢，这 个我先看见的。 - 你们睡觉为什么还绑着？
- 不绑，容易换宿舍。 - 什么意思啊？昨晚我隔壁舍 友没绑， - 已经掉下去了。 这层怎么全是
- 避雷针？ - 不是避雷的。那干嘛的？ 来电了，来电了，来电了。 快充。充。 - 你们拿雷充电。
十万人一起用电，天天跳闸。 - 别愣着，快充。 不是，为什么大家都在抢 - 冰凿啊？ - 可以卖给奶茶店啊。
- 这也能卖钱吗？天然冰块， - 抢手得很。 啊！ - 这里怎么那么缺氧？ 正常，这里海拔比珠峰还
- 高，空气稀薄。 - 那你们怎么生存？ 旁边有供氧机， - 受不了就吸氧。 你们都是有钱人啊。
价格还行， - 就睡五分钟。 - 醒醒，结账。 多少？两千五。 - 多少？
- 两千五。你睡了一晚上。 - 你这宰得也太狠了吧。 反正是做一次性 - 生意的。 已到达目的地，
- 本次导航结束。 终于到了。 谁都别叫我，我要睡三天三夜。 - 不是，又怎么了？ - 上课铃啊。上课？
教室在哪儿？一楼。 我刚爬上来， - 不想下去了。 - 现在谁还爬楼啊。 你这是去上课还是去空投
作业啊？ - 你干嘛？昨天刚买的锁 - 匠终于派上用场了。 这手不得磨出火星子啊。 - 你这个又是什么？
- 衣服飞行你不会吗？ 中国人真的会飞啊。完蛋了，我 - 啥下楼装备都没有。 给你用这个。你认真的？ - 总比直接跳强。
- 那你用什么？ - 我有飞机。 - 这也叫飞机？ 这是这里唯一零差评 - 的产品。
我还是旷课吧。
