Improvised Comedy Word Game

Name of a cute puppy.

Uh...

My little... cookie.

It actually is cute.

My little cookie.

A silly word.

Uh... What?

Poliwog.

Yeah.

Adjective. Amazing.

A plural type of profession.

A plural type of profession? It's even hard to say.

A plural type of profession, how about... sanitation engineers.

What? What?

Okay. I don't know.

The cue card guy's going, are you kidding me?

Type of 80s technology.

Walkman. Oh, yeah. It's in that 80s, right? Yeah. I love my Walkman.

Yeah, I love that.

Something you'd buy on eBay.

Or vintage clothes. Which do you like better?

Vintage sneakers.

Vintage sneakers.

What you would shout if you saw a spider crawling up your leg.

Uh...

Okay.

Come here, darling.

What? Come here what? Come here, darling. Come here, darling. Oh, my gosh.

Type of relative.

Ant.

Woman's

name. Ingrid. Ingrid. 1,256,000.

Plural objects.

Uh... Sofas.

Curse word a first grader would use.

Duty

head. Classic, classic.

Fictional character.

Uh, huckleberry fend.

Yeah.

Something you'd find in the kitchen.

Knife.

These are all good.

Give me another number.

Seven.

Celebrity name.

Uh, how about, uh...

Ingrid

Bergman. Alright.

Ingrid, I don't know her. Yeah, Ingrid Bergman.

A verb ending in I-N-G. Running.

Another adjective.

Uh... Humongous.

These are good words. Plural

animals. Lemmings.

Yeah.

That's fantastic, dude.

Lemmings. What?

A verb ending in I-N-G. Another one.

Verb ending in I-N-G. Yeah, I said running. Give me another verb, like, what?

Kissing, there you go. Good, good, thank

you. Favorite song lyric.

Favorite song, I don't know.

Uh... Poop-diddy-scoop. Is that a lyric? Poop-diddy-scoop. Alright, good.

Thank you. Poop-diddy-scoop, it is.

Uh, okay, alright. We've filled out the words for our scene.

Are you ready to perform? Let's do it, man.

Good evening,

my little cookie. Mm-hmm. Special Director Polly Walk.

It's good to see you again.

I'm here with your next mission.

A criminal organization with the world's most amazing sanitation engineers

hacked into the government's Walkman,

stealing their top-secret report on vintage sneakers.

What?

Come here, darling.

I understand your reaction.

The group also kidnapped your Aunt Ingrid and is holding her for a ransom of 1,256,000 sofas.

Where the duty head are we gonna get 1,256,000 sofas? I don't know, but we have to move fast.

I'll meet up with the group, disguising as myself, disguising myself as Huckleberry Finn.

Jesus.

So far, so far I'm on board.

If they attack, I'll fight back with a knife.

Great. This disc contains sensitive information that might help.

What's on this disc?

Seven photos of Ingrid Bergman running.

Come here, darling.

I've already contacted my team of highly humongous lemmings to

help. You're the best agent we have.

How do you prepare for such intense missions?

By waking up every morning,

going up on the roof, and kissing.

And by repeating my own personal mantra.

Poopity scoop, poopity scoop.

And scene! And scene!