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Spanish → English transcript
What they’ve told me about what happened in that locker room
is that he shook him like jelly. I mean, the dark guy started laying into him
and, you know… And obviously that’s how he sends him to the hospital.
I mean, what’s going around… I mean,
even from people who have treated him and all that,
is that that was not a shove and that he hit a table.
So in the end this too, I’ll tell you something,
I’ve gotten hit when out partying, for mouthing off many years ago or whatever,
and the next day, what do you say? That you fell.
To begin with, you are ashamed to say they touched your little face,
that they took your face’s temperature.
On one hand, that’s it, because he will be embarrassed too,
since, of course, here the one who was playing vigilante,
the one who brought in that piece of shit Baena,
the one who went at an old guy almost, compared to him, like Modric,
well here he went at the Black guy, he was busting his balls the whole time
and he gave him a very well-deserved beating, according to a lot of people who were there.
So, whoever wants to believe
that they were just shoving each other after the ball-grabbing
that he did to Tchouaméni during the match,
I am telling you he did not go in with shoves, I mean,
it was not two little white boys fighting at the country club.
And there, well obviously, he gave him a beating,
he left him unconscious and they took him out of there the way they brought him in,
the way they took him out.
I mean, obviously, if someone wants to believe that…
If someone wants to believe that thing, well, I do not know, guys, I mean…
This is like in that episode of The Simpsons where they go to jail
and they are at that rodeo and the convict
catches a critter, pulls out a knife, is going to cut its neck and the sheriff says to him
the sheriff, no, no, no, we do not kill animals.
And he says… This guy says, no, no, sheriff, we were just talking.
Well, whoever wants to believe
that the way little Valverde’s face must look, you are not going to see it, it is like a trading card.
It is like a trading card! He is, I mean…
He is like a trading card because the one that dark-skinned Chuameni gave him
and very well deserved, we will tell that in there for a lot of people who are in there,
is huge, really huge.
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Original transcript (Spanish)
A mí lo que me han contado de lo que pasó en ese vestuario es que lo puso como un flan. O sea, que le empezó a dar el moreno y vamos, o sea… Y, obviamente, así lo manda al hospital. O sea, lo que está circulando… O sea, incluso con gente que lo ha atendido y tal,
que eso no es un empujón y que se ha dado con una mesa. O sea, al final esto también, te digo una cosa, a mí alguna vez me han dado de fiesta, por bocazas hace muchos años o lo que sea, y al día siguiente, ¿qué cuentas? Que te has caído. Para empezar, te da vergüenza contar que te han tocado la carita,
que te han tomado la temperatura de la cara. Por un lado, es eso, porque también le dará vergüenza a este que, claro, o sea, aquí el que iba de justiciero, el que metió al mierda de Baena, el que le metió a un abuelete ya casi comparado con él como módrico,
pues aquí se metió con el moreno, le estuvo tocando los cojones todo el rato y le dio una tunda muy merecida, según mucha gente que estaba ahí. Así que, quien quiera creerse que estaban a empujones después de la tocada de pelotas, que le pegó a Chuameni durante el partido,
ya te digo yo que no se metió a empujones, o sea, que no fueron dos blanquitos pegándose en el club de campo. Y ahí, pues obviamente, le dio una tunda, lo dejó inconsciente y lo sacaron de allí como lo llegaron, como lo sacaron.
O sea, evidentemente, si alguien se quiere creer lo de la... Si alguien se quiere creer lo de la esta, pues yo qué sé, chicos, o sea... Esto es como en el capítulo de Los Simpsons, que van a la cárcel y están en el rodeo aquel y el presidiario caza a un bicho, le saca una navaja, va a cortarle el cuello y le dice
el alguacil, no, no, no, que no matamos a los animales. Y dice... Y dice el este, no, no, alguacil, que solo estábamos hablando. Bueno, quien se quiera creer que cómo tendrá la carita de Valverde, no la vas a ver, es un cromo. ¡Es un cromo! Está, o sea...
Es un cromo porque la que le dio el moreno Chuameni y muy merecida, lo contaremos en eso para mucha gente que está ahí dentro, es gordísima, pero gordísima.
