Transcript · Chinese → English
Chinese → English transcript
If you become my son- in- law, she definitely won't like you.
My family only has 10,000 yuan. I'll cook for you, I'll make curry for you, okay?
My family only has 10,000 yuan. I'll cook for you, I'll make curry for you, okay?
I'll make curry for you every day. I have money, so I can hire a maid to come over.
I'll make curry for you every day. I have money, so I can hire a maid to come over.
If he works as your maid, would you want him? No, no, no, no, no. And he's so dark,
If he works as your maid, would you want him? No, no, no, no, no. And he's so dark,
not as handsome and tall as Chinese men. But I am of a high Indian caste.
但是我是印度高種姓啊。
So what is your job now? My job now? Working in China?
我現在工作啊?在中國工作了?
I don't have a job at the moment.
No job? Why the hell are you looking for a partner if you don't have a job?
I'll find one later, I'll find one later, and then work with her,
You're probably just too insecure, right? I'm not insecure, I already said so.
沒有自卑,我都說。
What is your, your, your height? My height?
You're probably not as tall as me.
I'm worried that after you get married, you won't even be able to hold a baby.
Your bones will fall apart as soon as you hold one. Let me put it this way, Auntie.
Come back to India with me.
You think I'm an easy target here, but if you come to India,
how much money do you have on your phone? Let me see. On my phone… Oh my, oh my,
我的手機上...哎喲,哎喲,你不要嚇我,我要昏 過去了。
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Original transcript (Chinese)
你做我女婿,肯定不喜歡你的。 家裡只有一萬塊錢。 我幫你做飯,我幫你做咖喱,好不好? 我天天給你做咖喱。 我有錢,我好叫個傭人過來。
他做你個傭人,你要伐? 不要不要不要不要不要。 又這麼黑,沒有中國男人這麼瀟灑,這麼高大。 但是我是印度高種姓啊。 那麼你現在工作,什麼工作啊?
我現在工作啊?在中國工作了? 我現在暫時沒工作。 沒工作啊?沒工作你找個屁啊,找個對象。 我後面找到,我後面找到,再再再跟她工作嘛,跟她 一起,一起發達嘛,一起。 你大概就是太自卑了,對吧?
沒有自卑,我都說。 你身、身、身高多少? 我身高,你身高大概没我高嘞。 我擔心你結了婚以後,小孩又抱不動哎。 一抱骨頭就散了。
我就這麼說吧,阿姨。你跟我回一趟印度吧。 我在這裡你覺得我很好欺負,你來印度我好好欺負你 。 你這樣好吧,你的手機上錢有多少?給我看一下。 我的手機上...哎喲,哎喲,你不要嚇我,我要昏 過去了。
