Neil's Explicit Confession and Four Weeks of Detention

No, no, it's all right. You never forget.

It's like riding a bike, innit?

Oh, you would if you could, though.

What?

Suck yourself off.

That's not what I meant.

Yeah, but I bet you've tried it. We all have.

I managed to lick the tip once, but it took a lot of stretching, twice a day for a couple of weeks.

Well, thanks for sharing, Neil.

What did you say?

Nothing.

Right, a week's after-school detention for both of you.

Oh, what?

Two weeks.

Ah, come on, sir.

Three weeks.

But, sir...

Four weeks detention?

Starting tonight. See you later.

Oh, fucking hell!