Transcript · Japanese → English
Japanese → English transcript
I heard pretty girls are bad at selfies.
That’s us.
Somehow my skin just comes out normal.
Right?
Huh? I think it looks good.
But, like, it’s kind of a bit fisheye, this.
You think so?
I can’t tell by the nose.
I don’t get fisheye lenses.
They make your nose go whooosh.
It’s the back camera now, and with the back camera I look fine.
With the front camera I can’t do it.
So I can’t take selfies.
The front camera doesn’t make me look good.
You get it? The front camera doesn’t flatter me.
It really doesn’t, right?
But we’re still gonna eat.
I heard pretty girls are bad at selfies.
That’s us.
Bye-bye.
End of transcript · 117 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
美人って自撮り下手らしい うちらやん なんか普通に肌漏れる感じ でしょ? え、いいじゃん
でもさ、なんか若干魚眼やな、これ そうかね 鼻でわかんねえな、私 魚眼レンズ私わかんねえ 鼻がグイーンなっちゃう
今外カメやんか、外カメやったらいけんねえ 内カメやったら私無理やん だから自撮りできへんやん、私 内カメ漏れへんから わかる?内カメ漏れないの?
漏れへんやんな でもうちら食べるやん 美人って自撮り下手らしい うちらやん バイバーイ
