turkish → English transcript

If that son of a bitch Israel drops a nuclear bomb on Turkey, and some crazy Turk tries to shoot it,

everyone thinks we're fucked, that the bomb will go off.

But after piercing the casing, the bullet has to trigger the explosive layer surrounding the bomb's core.

That's when we're really fucked and the bomb will explode.

But this explosive layer is incredibly smart and can only be triggered by a special detonator.

The detonator's wire is, like your friend's dick, only a few millimeters wide.

So if the guy who fired the bullet has honey in his ass, it will cut the wire in two,

and when the wire is cut, it disables the bomb and saves us from getting fucked.