English transcript

Hola amigos, yo soy su nuevo presidento, el

señor Donaldo J. Trumpo. Your ex-presidento,

el señor Maduro is no longer your presidento.

He kept talking shit, you know, and fucking

aroundo, and he ultimately found outo. Anyway,

we're gonna make Venezuela grande again. Mucho

grande. El bigger y el better than ever before.

We're gonna drill baby drill. We're gonna have

a big beautiful fiesta, all the tacos you want.

Mucho mariachi, sexy mamacitas, and delicious

margaritas. And President Trumpo is gonna be

el DJ, okay?

Muchas gracias, muchachos. And let's make el

Venezuela grande again. Arriba el Venezuela,

amigos.