Chinese → English transcript

Hello, everyone

Today let’s watch together

the main event of the Cross-dressing Marathon Robot Competition

Let’s look at the first one

No way

D-did you just run into your ex

Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay

Just find another one

Do you even know what feelings are

Do you, do you, huh

She ran off with someone else

They say Glory took first place

That’s not me

Ah, forget it, forget it, forget it

It’s tough for everyone

Don’t hold me back

I’m getting an explanation from him today no matter what

Wow, even robot love is this cruel

Let’s watch something happier

What’s wrong, you okay, bro

Don’t tell me you think twisting your hips like that

is gonna seduce me

Let’s look at the next one

Whoa, that direction looks kinda off

and the anti-gravity fake fall

really reminds me of a certain ex-winger in football

Way too bold

Let’s look at the next one

Ah, Luffy, is that you, Luffy

Hey hey hey, don’t back up

Staff, hurry up and get in there to check

Hey, no, don’t pick at my battery

Let’s look at the next one

Last episode everyone was saying

I never explained this little robot baby looking for mom

Today I’ll make it up to you all

Yo, still holding a baby bottle for instant energy

Hey, no peeing or pooping around here

So many eyes are watching

Whoa, you’re really desperate to find mom

even tripping and falling like that

Here comes a warm-hearted handsome guy passing by

Oh, so you were just here to watch the drama

Hey, why are you applauding now

Let’s listen to the cheers from the ladies courtside

You’re so amazing

Oh my, this is way too cute

Second robot

Let’s look at the next one

Hey, that’s not right, I’m human too

I want to run on the same track as them

Okay okay, we’ll grant your wish

so you can be carried off just like a human

All right, before this I never understood

what “just stumbling around” in this song meant

Now it finally has a concrete image

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Did someone just scoop out its little brain

Look, its legs went stiff

Get rescue in there, quick

Let’s look at the next one

Ah, finally finished the run

Hurry up and let me go pee in the flowerbed

I’m about to explode

What crime could your grandpa commit in a flower field

to deserve a kick like that from you

Let’s look at the next one

That running posture looks super sneaky

Who are you staring at

Who you looking at

Yeah, I’m looking at you, so what

One touch and he’ll shatter

Invisible pressure

like waves of a rising tide

keeps people on the verge of a breakdown

over and over again

I’m really tired

I’m really tired

Huh, how did watching this

suddenly make me want to cry a little

As if on them

I saw the many faces of my own life

All right, in the end we still have to congratulate Glory

for sweeping the championship, runner-up, and third place in this competition

Remember to like and follow

See you in the next exciting match

Bye bye