Humorous Call-In Show Segment

We have a caller.

Hello, peace be upon you. And upon you be peace.

وعليكم السلام

What is your question?

I beat my chest every morning, afternoon, and night, but there is a problem.

You are in Hell. But there is a problem. What is it?

ولكن هناك مشكلة

I beat my chest and fart at the same time.

I beat my chest and fart at the same time.

Do not fear, do not fear, do not fear.

These sins are flying away.

And peace be upon you, and the mercy of Allah and His blessings.