English transcript

Yeah, Jake Shields, it's all love. He may think

I'm gay. It's hard to take that one back. That

one's kind of funny. You know, that one, you

can't really take that one back. He's like,

uh... The whole day he's like, "I knew he was

gay from the day I met him, and so does everybody

else." And "I was nice to him" and blah blah

blah. And now he's like, "Oh, I was mistaken."

It's like, well, you know what?

Honestly, it's fine. It's honestly... You know,

I'm a little flamboyant, it's fine. But you

know what?

That just goes to show what a good friend he

is. Let's just take that negative and turn it

into a positive. That just goes to show that

he's a real one, because even though he thought

I was gay, he was my friend anyway. So, thanks.

I appreciate... So thanks, I guess. Real nigga.

See, he didn't let that stand in the way. He

said, "You know what?" But this guy's an OG

anti-semite. So it's kind of like... I'm trying

to... I'm trying to help myself reframe that

one. We're gonna do a little midrash. We're

gonna do a little reinterpretation of that one.

No, but it's all love. We love Jake. Water under

the bridge. That's how it's gotta be, you know.

Here's how you gotta look at it. We're like

a crew. We're like a heist crew. You know, it's

like we're all a bunch of brokies. We're trying

to score big at the casino. We're trying to

hit the big score. And we're like a crew of

a bunch of old freaks, you know. We're all,

you know... Jake Shields is, uh, this fighter,

and Dan Bilzerian's this playboy gambler. And

Candace Owens is this shaman, you know, she's

this sorceress and she's smoking hot. She's

the smoking hot babe. And it's kind of like

we come together for one last big score and

it's like, Candace Owens, you son of a bitch.

Candace Owens, I swore I thought I said the

next time I see you, I was gonna put one between

your eyes. Now what the fuck are you doing in

my body shop, huh?

You know, she comes in with like Jake Shields?

"It's okay, it's okay. We have... we have a

plan." "We have a score." "Okay. I'm listening."

"No, this is big. This one's big." "All right."

"I'm listening." That's how we gotta see it.

We're like this ragtag... We don't have to love

each other. We just have to hate each other

less than, uh, the adversary. Less than the

enemy. That's the mentality. You know, Candace

Owens comes walking into my burger shop. Candace

Owens. You're real courageous showing your face

around these parts. I thought I said the last

time... the next time I see you, I was gonna

put one right between your eyes. Yeah, and then...

I don't know, she says some kind of cool line

back. She says, "Shit." You know, she says some

kind of like jive talk, cool thing back at me.

I can't really think of anything right now.

But she says... "Shut your turkey ass up." You

know, she says some... "Shut your cracker ass

up." She says something like that. Yeah, I don't

know. I'm just making it up. And then... but

then, we score big. You know, then we come back

together. 'Cause at the end of the day, we're

just, uh... we're the goyim squad. It is what

it is. They're gonna hate us anyway. They will

oppress us anyway. So anyway... so anyway, so

that's how I'm thinking about the whole thing.