English transcript

So I record myself using this on my Amazon interview to get an internship at Amazon.

I successfully like like dupe the entire process.

Like I record myself using interview code to cheat on literally the entire process.

I record it. I post it online and it starts going viral.

And Amazon executive sees the video.

They they're like they're pissed.

And then they send Columbia a letter saying, hey, your kid just expect

could just just just cheated on our entire interview process posted online.

Now he's selling the software.

What the fuck?

You need to expel him or we're never going to hire from Columbia anymore.

And Columbia sends that letter to me.

They loop me up in a bunch of bullshit disciplinary hearings.

And it's just like some some bullshit thing.

And I end up getting kicked out of Columbia.

But by the time I do that, I'm posting everything on Twitter.

And there's like so many VCs in the valley that I already saw.

And we're like, like I said, I raised like five million dollars in like 24 hours.

And we're off to the races with Clinton.