Persian → English transcript

I can’t believe we’ve got a new guest here.

First name, last name.

You mean you don’t know me?

Come on, I’m Khamenei.

Khamenei, also known as Azma.

Everyone here is for our kids.

And anyone you name knows me.

Occupation.

Supreme Leader of…

You’re taking this “job” with you to the next world, I swear on our souls I can’t…

You’re nothing more than a washed-up clerical dictator here.

Come on, take him away.

Hello, Azma.

I brought the locomotive for you.

Huh… Ebrahim, is that you?

Doctor, are you the one sitting behind the wheel yourself?

Yeah, man, this is nothing.

I even got my sixth-grade certificate, teacher.

Azma, have you had lunch?

Don’t clown around.

Where are you planning to take me?

Where on earth is this that I’ve come to?

We’re just going for a little ride, Azam.

First, give me your hand.

Huh… this is your greeting?

A “Salami.”

You’re making Corona water here too?

Azma, you came?

I kiss the dust at your feet.

Let us not worry.

We will taste earth and sky with fire.

For now, we are in the phase of strategic patience.

We will take harsh revenge.

Shut up, man.

Did you not get any orders for compoze therapy here either?

Forget it, man, we’ve gone crazy.

Hajizadeh, what is that missile?

Aghazadeh, it’s a hell-breaker missile, buddy.

We’ll leak it soon.

We’ll dedicate hell to the Basij base.

Aghazadeh, don’t listen to him.

Dorortala has covered it up, they said it was all human error.

Ghasem.

Ghasem and the border.

Did you not take a harsh revenge for me?

And now you’re going “Ghasem, Ghasem”?

Speak properly with the Supreme Leader, you idiot.

You idiot, man, Tanfegh is your own family.

The Supreme Leader belongs to the other world.

Here it’s written “powerful.”

Come here, let me see you.

Aghazadehs, this guy has gone crazy, hold him.

Come on, let’s go before he shows us his power.

Hell-touring is enough now.

Get ready, you have to go dance in hell.

Oh man, I was the wrath of Earth in the other world.

Now here too I’m the wrath of hell?

Be patient, I’ve got a trip, bro.

Come on, let’s go.

Ebrahim, what is he saying?

Weren’t we supposed to build the gates and corridors of hell?

Aghazadeh, welcome to hell.

This “drop dead here” is not like those other “drop deads.”

A thousand— what, with us until…