Party Invitation Sparks Accusations About an 11-Year-Old

Hi there. What did you say?

Um, hello?

And what?

Um, I wanted to ask you to a party?

I'm 13. Oh, right. And she's 11, you nonce.

Yeah. Well, there's been a mistake, so... Like,

you like little girls, do you?

Like, get them to go to parties with you where

you can touch them, do you?

No, god, no. Look, I'm going now. Paedo!