Transcript · Japanese → English

Japanese → English transcript

When we were dating,

I once joined a matching app just on a whim.

It’s not like I actually met up with anyone though.

I installed it just out of curiosity, then deleted it right away.

I think I also secretly went to a sex parlor once. What is that… seriously?

That is just plain terrible.

I don’t have to sit here and take you saying that. For the record,

all guys go to those places anyway.

No,“ all guys” has nothing to do with this.

You couldn’t even imagine that it would make me sad?

To begin with,“ all guys” is way too broad a subject. No no no… what are you

laughing at?

End of transcript · 115 words · machine translated

Original transcript (Japanese)

付き合ってた時、ノリでマッチングアプリ入れたことある。 付き合ってた時、ノリでマッチングアプリ入れたことある。 別に誰とも会ってないけどね。 ただの興味本位で入れて、速攻消した。 風俗もこっそり行ったことあったかな。

そんなこと言われる筋合いないけどね。 ちなみに言うと、風俗なんて男みんな行ってるから。 いや、みんなとか関係ないじゃん。 私が悲しむとか想像できなかったの? そもそもみんなって主語がでかすぎ。

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