Transcript · Turkish → English
Turkish → English transcript
Like I said, I mean, we, um, are really loved in Turkey.
In fact, I wondered about this for years. I mean, as watchmakers,
why are we so loved in Turkey? I thought about it for years, then I figured it out.
Are you ready?
Turns out it is because there is no chance that we might be Kurdish.
They look at us, “ Nah, no, he can't be one, let him in, man.”
Yes, Ankara, you turned out to be more racist than me, seriously.
But the reason I am making this joke is this, think about it. The whole world is
racist toward us.
We only have Kurds in our hands, I mean. Like, if it were not for them,
we would not even be
able to get a taste of racism. Who would we be racist toward, man? That is why it
is a good thing there are Kurds, you know. Black people are grateful to you, man.
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Original transcript (Turkish)
Dediğim gibi yani biz, eee, Türkiye'de çok seviliyoruz. Hatta ben yıllarca merak ettim. Meğerse Kürt olma ihtimalimiz olmadığı için. Bakıyorlar, Meğerse Kürt olma ihtimalimiz olmadığı için. Bakıyorlar, "Lan yok, bundan olmaz, gelsin abi." Evet Ankara,
benden daha ırkçı çıktınız valla. Ama bu şakayı yapmamın sebebi şöyle düşünün. Bütün dünya ırkçılığı bize yapıyor. Bizim elimizde sadece Kürtler var yani. Bizim elimizde sadece Kürtler var yani. O yüzden iyi ki Kürtler var yani hani. Zenciler size minnettar oğlum.
