Portuguese → English transcript

I was just changing Zuri, right?

Guys, I want to say how hard it is to put a diaper on this kid.

Because she's at a stage where she wants to keep her feet up — her feet up all the time.

I can't get the diaper closed, guys.

I spend hours trying to get this kid's diaper closed.

Right, kid?

Totally soaked in drool.

Not to mention, my love, she's drooling like crazy.

I've already changed who knows how many of her outfits.

Later, count how many outfits I've changed for this kid today.

There's so much drool, guys.

It's so much I don't even know.

It's not teething.

She's in a drooling phase, and it's a lot.

I've already changed her bib about three times today.

And I've changed her little onesie about two times as well.

Right?

And this one she's wearing now, wow.

Soon I'll have to change it again.

It's a lot of drool.