Portuguese → English transcript

I looked at Neymar, so skinny, and said,

"Man, this kid is going to get beaten up so much, he won't stand it, it's impossible."

Then he starts training.

We could really see that he was special, very much so.

Ganso was also very smart, very smart.

Then there was André too.

Balada.

And there was Alan Patrick.

So they were the four boys who were there in the professional squad from Santos' youth academy.

And then one night they...

They decide to beat up Molina.

They go into Molina's room, turn off the light, and start beating him up

with a bunch of towels and shit.

And Molina comes,

"Damn, Roninho, fuck, they got me here."

I said, "Motherfuckers."

"Yeah, it was them, alright."

Then I call Minguinho, Fabão, Rodrigo Sou,

all tiny guys,

and Cléber Pereira.

Damn.

Those guys need to be taught a lesson.

So let's teach them a lesson

Then we grab the four of them

Right there at the exit of the training center's locker room

There's a palm tree

We tie the four of them up in just their swim trunks

Wrap about 10 Coban bandages around them

Tie them all up

Get a wet towel and whip them

Beat them, beat them

And leave them tied up there

And I leave them tied up

Look, I told the kit man, "If you untie them before 8:00 p.m.

tomorrow it's going to be you."

And so they stayed tied up there until 8:00 p.m.

Neymar, Alan Patrick, Ganso, and André.

Then I arrive there in Spain

I went to visit Neymar at Barcelona

Then Neymar

Damn

Then Neymar

Chave

Iniesta, come here.

Right here.

This is the guy I told you about

who tied me up and beat me."

And we couldn't do anything to these boys here

Ganso was my godson

I treated him like my godson

Then one day

it was some player's birthday

And there's the egg and flour party.

Right.

So I'm there, and when I go like this,

he comes and throws an egg at me.

So I look back and say,

"All right."

"No, Roninho, forgive me."

"I'm sorry."

"Calm down."

"Don't worry."

Then one day I walk into the locker room,

on a Saturday like that,

the day before a game.

The day before a game against Corinthians.

And Ganso is there all alone.

Domingos and I walk in.

Then I go,

"Kid, look who's here."

"Mr. Ganso."

"Hold him right there."

So he held him.

Then I grab the clippers,

and I go and shave his head.

He goes to the derby

the next day with his head shaved clean,

white as fuck.

Then the guys go and ask him,

"But what happened?"

"Was it a promise?"

And he's like, "No, no."

"I messed around with Roninho"

"and he didn't like it,"

"so he shaved my head."