Transcript · Spanish → English
Valencia Football Performance Analysis
What's happening at that stadium has left him tremendously impressed.
That said,
we're not talking about the applause.
Really poor.
These guys are really poor, huh?
Oof, really poor, man.
Valencia doesn't seem to have struck him as 1970 Brazil.
Listen to this:
They're really bad, man.
Oh, you've covered yourself already.
They're really bad, man.
A little late.
It keeps escalating as he sees more and more.
Oof, they're awful.
They're awful.
How did Valencia finish last year?
Covarsi replies, "Yeah, just short of Europe."
Rodri, mouth agape, can't believe it.
They must have also told him that Barça lost at Mestalla last season.
He looks like he's just seen Beelzebub.
The goals keep coming, five in all.
It was a goal.
Wow.
Dude, it's just that they haven't crossed midfield,
huh? In the second half.
You see, they haven't gotten past midfield,
right? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no doubt.
Rodri, Valencia's performance has
affected him.
They're really bad, man.
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Original transcript (Spanish)
Lo que está sucediendo en ese estadio le ha dejado tremendamente impresionado. Eso sí, no hablamos de la ovación. Mu flojos. Son mu flojos estos, ¿eh?
Buf, muy flojos, tío. No tiene pinta de que el Valencia le haya parecido el Brasil del setenta. Atención al: Son mu malos, tío. Ay, ya te tapaste.
Son mu malos, tío. Un poco tarde. La cosa va in crescendo a medida que va viendo más y más. Buf, son malísimos. Son malísimos.
¿Cómo quedó el Valencia el año pasado? Covarsi le contesta: Sí, a poco de Europa. Rodri, con la boca abierta, no da crédito. Deben haberle contado además que el Barsa perdió en Mestalla la temporada pasada. Parece que acaba de ver a Belcebú.
Siguen cayendo los goles, hasta cinco. Ha sido gol. Buah. Tú, es que no han pasado del centro del campo, ¿eh? En la segunda parte.
Tú, es que no han pasado del centro del campo, ¿eh? Señoras y señores, no hay duda. A Rodri, la performance del Valencia le ha impactado. Son mu malos, tío
