Humorous School Incident with Principal

Hey, wait a minute. I know that guy.

Wait, wait,

wait.

Uh-oh.

What's, what's going on?

Tommy.

Would you sh-

Hey, hold still, man. She's coming for it.

Are you shi-

She's drooling.

"Hi.

I'm Pauline, and I just love to have fun.

Ha ha ha."

What?

Oh, oh, hold still, man. She's coming for it.

Oh, boy. She really wants you.

Are you shi-

Here she comes.

She's almost got it.

She's almost got it. She's got it.

Jesus. Ow. Jesus.

Got you now, Tommy Turner, and I'm taking you to the

principal.

Hey, this broad is really hot. Hang in there, buddy.

Mr... Somebody get the principal. Mr. Carter. Somebody get the principal.

I think this means Tommy and Miss Balbricker are engaged.

I know it's you, you little filthy

pervert.

Now, you...

You freak.

You filthy little pervert. I could

hear you in there, you dirty little

bastard.

Now, Mr. Carter,

I know this is completely unorthodox, but I think this is

the only way to find that boy. In spite of

the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious

matter.

That,

that seducer and despoiler must be stopped.

He's extremely dangerous, and Mr.

Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who

that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who's-

Miss Balbricker.

Well, I'm sorry.

Hmm.

But I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip

through my fingers again.

Oh.

Now,

all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a

few minutes.

The coaches can be present. Tommy Turner and any

four boys you see fit to choose, and we,

and we-

... can put a stop to this menace, and it is a

menace.

Five young boys in the nude?

A police lineup

so that you can identify-

... this tally wacker. Uh, please, please, can we call

it a tally wacker?

We can put hoods over their heads-

Hoods

... to avoid embarrassment.

Oh.

Now, listen.

Mm-hmm.

We have got to do it, as distasteful

as it is.

I know it's him.

That

tally wacker-

Uh-huh

... had a mole on it, and that mole is

the key to it.

Miss Balbricker, do you realize the stupidity of your

request?

Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man, uh, myself,

but can you imagine what the Board of Education would say if you were granted a

lineup in order to examine their, their private parts

for an incriminating mole?

Mm-hmm.

Mr. Carter.

Hmm?

I think I have a way out of this.

Hmm.

We, uh, call the police,

and we have them send over one of their sketch artists.

And Miss Balbricker can give a description.

We can put up wanted posters all over school.

"Have you seen this prick?"

"Report immediately to Buell Balbricker."

"Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and

dangerous."

"It was last seen hanging out in the girl's

locker room at H.H.B. High

School."