Transcript · Korean → English
Military Banter and Personal Stories
No, this woman.
She said she comes to work every day to pick it up. Why isn't she here?
Sigh.
What, is your phone just for decoration?
Oh, for crying out loud.
Huh? Right?
My brother's junior from the military.
The lawyer who got into a car accident with my sister back then.
Back then—Gwan-u, you punk.
I told you never to come looking for me again.
He lost his house and all his real estate to crypto,
and he keeps coming to ask me to lend him money.
It's driving me crazy.
Sergeant. I went broke on crypto, but I can still afford
to live like this, sir.
They don't have Egg Royal, which my baby likes.
My baby goes crazy for smoked salmon Eggs Benedict
loaded with avocado.
Remember that. Ah.
Whew. I was in Daewoo Unit's 1035th class,
and you were in the 1047th class.
When you were a private, you were the senior under my subordinate's subordinate.
When Corporal Park, that crazy dog, was beating you to death in the bathroom,
I stepped in and stopped him. That's how we became friends.
After that, you trailed after me every time I went to the PX.
Ah.
By the way, your nickname, Gwan-u, is short for
"attention soldier, always-crying loser."
Our youngest will probably be back from his shower in about five minutes, okay?
Memorize it properly, without making any mistakes.
Does he think he's really the father?
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Original transcript (Korean)
아니, 이 여자는. 아, 주워 오려고 꼬박꼬박 출근한다더니 왜 안 나와? 하아, 아, 휴대폰은 장식이야, 뭐야? 아, 나 참.
어? 맞지? 형 군대 후임. 아, 그때 우리 누나랑 차 사고 났던 변호사. 아, 그땐- 관우 너 이 자식. 다신 찾아오지 말라니깐.
코인으로 집도 부동산도 다 잃고 자꾸 나한테 돈 빌려달라고 찾아온다. 아주 미치겠다. 중사. 코인으로 말아먹었지만 이 정도 살 능력 아직은 있지 말입니다.
우리 애기가 좋아하는 에그로열이 없네. 우리 애기 아보카도 잔뜩 올라간 훈제연어 에그베네딕트 환장하는데. 기억해라. 아, 후. 난 대우부대 천삼십오기,
너는 천사십칠기. 너 이등병 땐 내 밑에 밑에 맞선임, 미친 개 박 상병한테 화장실에서 뒤지게 까이고 있을 때 내가 가서 커트해주면서 친해진 거고. 그 뒤로 네가 나 PX 갈 때마다 졸졸 따라다녔다.
아, 참고로 네 별명 관우는 관심병사 맨날 우는 찌질이 줄인 말이다. 앞으로 우리 막내 한 오 분 안에 씻고 올 것 같거든? 실수 없이 똑바로 외워라.
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