Political Analysis Using Toys

So when I told my partner that I wanted to make a video about the politicians, the elections, and the scenarios

possible after the elections using our daughter's toys, she said that no one would take me

seriously and that people would think I was talking nonsense.

Then I told her, Amit Segal is always talking nonsense,

but people seem to take him seriously.

And she said, yes, but he wears a suit and tie. So here we are.

So we're going to, uh, use toys to represent the different politicians

First is the whale. This is Gadi Eisenkot.

First is the whale. This is Gadi Eisenkot.

He's currently the biggest in the ocean. He's not a predator, he's not a killer,

and he's the largest creature in the ocean. Next up is one of

the most ancient and veteran creatures we have in the world or

in the political system. A cruel and ruthless creature.

Namely Avigdor Lieberman. A dolphin. Yair Golan

and the Democrats. Both because they have a lot of empathy and because of

this story about the people who were trapped and in mortal danger, and how he came

And saved them. Naftali Bennett is our jellyfish because to this day

people still walk around with scars. Uh, he has a history of

burning and stinging.

Benny Gantz, who's also a fish, a clown, and got

lost. Itamar Ben Gvir, Abu Nafha, useless

and full of hot air. We have Netanyahu, he's the octopus.

One arm is a priestess, one arm is Qatar, one arm is governmental corruption, but all

that's bad. The poison machine, uh, actually a heavily funded

very expensive machine, with no depths they won't sink to,

and the worst thing that can happen to them is being exposed.

Netanyahu and the poison machine have no path to victory, they have no way to get 61.

The change bloc has a way to get to 61

together with the Arab parties. To prevent this, what will happen is

the poison machine and Netanyahu will identify specific people

among Lieberman, Bennett, and

Eisenkot, and put tons and tons and tons of pressure on them,

delegitimize them,

and try to get defectors and orcs so that they either help

Netanyahu to form a government or prevent the formation of a government

that would oust Netanyahu, Likud, the Haredim, Ben Gvir, and Smotrich

from power. There are people in those parties, such as

Eisenkot's number two, Yoram Cohen, who said:

Regarding Likud and Smotrich, I would approach them if he accepts our principles.

They will be—they won't be the ruling party, but they'll be in the coalition.

What is certain, certain, certain is that in this entire system, you can count on

the Democrats and Yair Golan, that any attempt to pressure

them won't succeed. The people in the Democrats are

people who come from the Knesset and the opposition, who have also fought for four

years, but who also know what it means to stand against Netanyahu and

the poison machine, and they won't give

their votes, their hands to enable the continued rule of

Netanyahu. So the poison machine will focus

on those people and try to break up this bloc

by delegitimizing the Democrats, Yair Golan, and the Arab parties.