A Crude Dutch Girl Story from the West Ham Under-13s Tour

Like her. Flatmate. Fit, apparently. Dutch.

Oh, I've never met a Dutch. Always the filthiest.

And you know that, do you?

Yes, I fucked a Dutch girl. Bollocks, you've

never been to Holland. Yeah, I have. Was the

West Ham under-13s football tour. Oh, right.

And what did she do to you when you were 12

that was so filthy?

Give you a blowjob in a windmill?

Wank you off with clogs?

Nah, look, it was properly filthy. I shouldn't

tell. Try us. All right. Well, when I fingered

her, she shit down my arm. Should we go and

look where we're sleeping, then?

Yeah. Yeah.