Struggles of Looks-Maxing in France

It's hard being a looks-maxer in France, people insult you every chance they get,

holding up middle fingers, shouting at you. You're used to mogging the American audience,

they're impressed with anything, but it doesn't work on stuck-up French people.

French people like to say that Paris is a rank server when it comes to getting girls,

but that's simply not true. French people are really just lame,

but that's a story for another time. You walk through a literal music festival

and see a few more black people than you had expected, and instantly label Paris as ghetto.

You spent six months perfecting your jawline, optimizing testosterone,

buying 17 different skincare products, learning facial thirds and making 100 times more

what the average French man makes. And meanwhile, a dude named Jean-Luc,

who hasn't showered in two days and reeks of cigarettes, steals your girl using nothing

but eye contact and a four euros coffee. He is nonchalant maxing while wearing his

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