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Damn, this far-left communist called me a racially

unpure degenerate Jew lover. I was like... That

was at Charlottesville. How could you say that?

But then I found myself agreeing with him. I

was like... You know what?

You're right. You're right. We do need a racially

pure Aryan... We do need a completely non-degenerate...

...Aryan warlord who is sufficiently anti-Israel.

You're so right, Hasan. True!

I've been saying this. I've been saying this.

I am the... I am heralding. I'm like the Silver

Surfer, okay?

I'm not here to eat the planet. I'm the Silver

Surfer. I'm the minion. Okay, I'm Bob. I am...

I am just here to announce the arrival of Hitler

2. Okay?

Hasan, I totally... Hey, dude, I agree. You

are right. We need a 100% pure Aryan... ...no

degeneracy, like, you know, blonde hair, blue-eyed,

wife... ...100 racially pure children. I agree.

You're so right. We need that person to train

ICE without the help of the IDF to destroy these

people. That's so true. Why are we outsourcing

our anti-immigrant task force to the IDF?

You're right. Our right-wing death squads should

have zero infiltration by Israel. We should

have a homegrown right-wing death squad led

by a racially pure Aryan. Okay, now I can agree

with them on something. You know, I don't agree

with Hasan Piker on everything... ...but when

he said we need a racially pure Aryan to have

a homegrown right-wing death squad... ...I was

like, you know... That's kind of a good point.