Chinese → English transcript

Mom, can you give me two yuan in a bit? For what?

Give me two yuan.- What do you need money for?

I want to buy a Xuelian after school.- What's so good about Xuelian?

You don't get it, it's delicious.- Okay, okay. Thanks, Mom!

Mom, the video of me asking you for two yuan to buy Xuelian went viral!

Oh, how does it feel?- I saw them saying... they said with my build,

I should just demand it

from my classmates. That's definitely not okay. With this build, you should protect

your classmates even more, you know? I know.

Those uncles and aunties were just joking,

but they all said your voice sounds like a dad's.

I think they're serious about that. Hahaha, I'm speechless too, you know? Mom,

are you crying? I'm not crying, I'm not crying, hahaha.

Mom, there's still a bottle of Wahaha in the fridge. I'm going to drink it,

okay? Son, you don't need to tell me about such

small things in the future. You've grown up and should be more mature.

Ah, is that the King of Guanzhong?

I want to drink this Wahaha.- If you want to drink, ask your dad to buy it.

Okay, got it, big brother, hahaha!