Transcript · English → Latin
English → Latin transcript
Praesentate omnes: mea pulchra uxor Tammy, mea formosa filia Aaron, altera mea formosa filia
Rachel, altera mea formosa filia Lacey
Habesne filios? Non, quod sciam.
Non.
Non, habeo, habeo duos generos: unum parvulum hominem, et alterum magnum, altum, gracilem hominem.
Et habeo alium qui conatur fieri gener. Ille nondum est in circulo.
Ne pedem quidem adhuc in linea posui, puer.
Ita, ita, bene, quis, quis, quis ille amat? Ille est cum hac.
Quamdiu vos inter vos estis? Nos fere tres menses in relatione sumus.
Ita, ego—
Nihil scio de eo, ut tibi aperte dicam. Non scis?
Cur hic est?
Ea volebat adducere.
Ille est papa meus carissimus.
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Original transcript (English)
Introduce everybody my beautiful wife Tammy my gorgeous daughter Aaron my other gorgeous daughter Rachel my other gorgeous daughter Lacey You got any sons no that I know No No, I got I got two son-in-laws one little bitty dude and another one big old tall skinny, dude
And I got another one trying to be a son-in-law. He ain't in the circle yet I don't even have a foot on the line yet boy Yeah, yeah, well who's who's who's he dating he's dating this How long y'all been dating we've been dating like three months Yeah, I
Don't know anything about him be honest with you. You don't know Why is he here? She wanted to bring That's my favorite daddy