English transcript

Sir, you're a top Chad. May we ask you America first or Israel first?

I don't work here. I'm a student visiting. You're currently interrogating a 17-year-old student.

Aw, it's so sad. Should I feel sorry for you? You look like you're 29, bro. You're aging like hell, bro.

Sir, America first or Israel first?

Sorry?

America first or Israel first?

America first.

Beautiful. Good answer. See, was that so hard?

I didn't even hear what you asked.

I didn't even hear what you asked.

You make a good politician. You're full of crap, and you dodge, and you're slippery, and you age terribly.