Transcript · Chinese → English
Student's Unexpected Learning Experience in Hospital
The two teachers clearly got carried away.
The kid clearly wants to be discharged.
It all started when a student was hospitalized due to illness.
Only to find their English and math teachers in the neighboring beds.
The student wanted to play on their phone while in the hospital,
but didn't expect the two teachers to be so addicted to teaching that they started a class on the spot.
In high school, the most important ones are the last three. Do you know this clause...
Before she even finished, the kid turned around and saw the math teacher on the other side ready to go.
At school, it could at least go in one ear and out the other, but now there's no escape.
Classmate: This kid is so sly.
He said he was hospitalized, but he actually sneaked off for tutoring.
After being hospitalized,
I, who used to be at the bottom of the class, actually ranked first in the whole school.
I, originally a loser, was hospitalized by accident,
only to find two severely injured, hidden masters in the beds next to me.
Once I am discharged and return,
I will surely sweep away all the geniuses
and become the supreme master of both math and English!
Hahahahahahaha!
Could you please call the doctor for me?
I'm feeling fine now.
I want to be discharged.
I got sleepy listening to English and wanted to roll over,
but how is it time for math now?
Are you two seriously addicted to teaching?
Taking tutoring classes...
How can I pay with my medical insurance card?
Has tutoring been covered by social security?
Among three people walking together, everyone except me is my teacher.
I just got hospitalized.
How did I manage to reach the Celestial Realm just by being hospitalized?
My dear deskmate,
listen to my explanation.
I really was hospitalized.
I wasn't taking extra classes!
Baka yarou!
(The top student weeps)
End of transcript · 322 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Chinese)
两位老师明显讲上头了 孩子明显想出院了 起因是一学生生病住院 结果隔壁病床正好是自己的英语老师和数学老师 学生本想趁住院刷会手机
没想到两位老师纯瘾大,直接现场开课 你们现在在高中最主要的就是后边的三个,这个从句,你知道不... 还没等自己讲完,孩子一扭头,又看到另一侧的数学老师蓄势待发 在学校好歹还能左耳进右耳出,现在是想跑都跑不了 同学:这小子最精了
说是去住院,实际偷摸去补课去了 住院后 本是吊车尾的我,竟考了全校第一 原本废物的我,意外住院 可旁边竟是两位重伤的隐世大能
待我出院归来 必将横扫各路天才 成就数学英语双神尊! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈! 麻烦帮我叫一下大夫
我有点舒服 想出院啦 英语听困了想翻个身 怎么又该上数学啦? 你俩上课纯瘾大是吧?
上辅导班 怎么还能刷医保卡? 是补课纳入社保了吗? 三人行,除了我全是我师焉 我就住个院
怎么也能住出天象境啊? 好同桌 你听我解释 我真住院啦 没补课啊
八个鸭肉 (状元落泪)