Argument Over Bathroom Access

Why are you hiding your cigarettes? Are you smoking?

Where do you see me smoking?

I need to go to the toilet, you won't let me go.

I need to take a poop here. That's exactly what I'll do now, wait a minute.

You're smoking, you're smoking, you're sitting there smoking.

You think I'm smoking? And here is an officer filming me,

because I'm going to the toilet to poop. Smoking, recording, well done.

They won't take me to the toilet.

I'll just hover around here now. We took you to the toilet three times.

But my stomach is cramping, and you're going on about smoking.

We offered you, let's go to the toilet, but you will leave the cigarettes here.

Fine, I left the cigarette here.

That's it, I already went to the toilet. Thank you.

Thank you for telling me you're going to the toilet when you refused to let me.

That's exactly what I'm going to do.

Now let the officer clean it up, because I really had to go.

And here is an employee filming me because he wouldn't let me use the restroom.

They wouldn't let me use the restroom,

can you imagine. I had to go somewhere. Nice, right? Security, employee.

Smoking, of course. Look, I put out my cigarette.

Smoking, of course. No one is smoking.

Where do you see me smoking? The camera sees it. For God's sake, the camera

is watching. I'm filming too, by the

way. And I also took a shit.

Not pooped, but shat.

And that's because they wouldn't let me use the restroom.

Film it.

And

clean it up. I needed to use the restroom,

but nobody would let me.

Go on.

To be continued.