Critique of Political Leadership in Iran

These fuckers don't even have the sense to surrender.

That takes a little understanding and sense too.

You dickheads, Germany's Nazis took over half the world.

Those motherfuckers fucked over the whole world. But at some point, he had the sense to say, "It's over."

Then bang, he shot himself and killed himself. These fuckers don't even have the sense for that.

Everything about you is fucking shit, you motherfuckers. There hasn't been a single day when

Iran has been better off than it was the day before.

The Palestinians have been better off than the day before, oh, Lebanon's improved? You just

fucked up.

Everything about you is fucked, you motherfuckers. Fucked-upness pours from your very existence.

The way you dress is fucked, your economy is fucked, your money, your currency

is fucked, your cars are fucked, your gasoline is fucked, your economy

is fucked, your hijab is fucked, your clerical collar is fucked, your turban

is fucked, the way you talk is fucked, the stench of your feet is fucked, your mosque

is fucked, your fucking Muhammad is fucked. Whatever you name, it's one thing...

You fuckers don't have it in you for someone to say, after you get lost and leave,

people can turn around and say these motherfuckers did one thing right.

When you see the fucking Germans, you see their uniforms,

you can see

how fucking sharp and well-dressed those bastards were.

You talk about the fucking Mongols, after all the crimes they committed, saying,

“Sir, they had horses and, I don't know, they were good horsemen and warriors.”

What the fuck did you assholes do? Someone come tell me that these

cunt-faced motherfuckers did something right. A bunch of delusional opium junkies

sit around an opium brazier, you dickheads.

Seyyed, we'll turn the White House into a Hosseiniyeh, by Ali's right.

You should go to the Axis of Resistance so your gas doesn't get cut off, you dickheads.

It took you four years to retake Khorramshahr from that motherfucker Saddam.

Even now, you haven't properly repaired Khorramshahr's infrastructure.

You sons of bitches. They want us to go make an empire.

We'll make a Shiite empire so the Imam Mahdi can come and go up the ass

I… you deluded motherfucking assholes.

It’s over. What more do these motherfuckers want from our lives? This fucking ideology of yours.

Everything about you is fucked. It’s over, you need to get lost.

You don’t even have the brains— to understand, motherfucker, that when your leader

doesn’t have the balls to come

out, they have to say he’s— either dead, or that he’s meeting someone in an

ambulance with that fucking donkey, that ice-cold

Pezeshkian. They meet each other in an ambulance.

He’s pretending to be dying.

I, I’m supposedly Pezeshkian, and we’re walking down the street, I sit there, here, like…

You came to see me, you’re taking me to the hospital. This is supposedly a meeting between the leader and the president.

Those motherfucking sons of bitches aren’t even ashamed.

What has to happen for you to say, “Sir, it’s over. We fucked up, we have to go”?

Your ideology is fucked. May that Shiite empire of yours fall on your heads, along with that asshole Ali of yours

and your twelve imams, you sons of bitches. It’s over.

You shameless bastards, it's the 21st century. This sort of thing won't make Fati

any pants anymore.

These sons of bitches won't let up. Everything you've got is fucking shit, your passports are fucking shit,

your air is fucking shit, your gas is fucking shit. Come on, enough already.

What the fuck are people supposed to eat? It's getting cut off. These motherfuckers won't let up.

Yeah, like, I forgot what I wanted to say.

Oh no, it didn't work.