Controversial Comedy and Social Commentary

What does buying a hooker and buying a sandwich have in common?

Both could have been avoided if your wife was doing her job right.

What does the Twin Towers and the gender have in common?

When we were kids, there were only two of them.

All mothers must have the right to an abortion.

If abortions is a mother's choice, then child support should also be

a father's choice.

That one thing that beats a girl with an amazing voice.

Um, Chris Brown?

Why do people say money can't buy happiness?

Probably because they want you comfortable with being underpaid.

What's your hot take on Black rappers?

Um,

I love how Black rappers preserve their culture by wearing chains on

necks.

What does a Black guy have that is long and grows when it sees a female?

Um, his criminal record, I guess.

I don't need a man to support me.

Does your ex-husband know he can stop paying?

Tell us a dark joke.

Um, do you know why a Black man always has red

eyes after

?

Why?

'Cause it's the pepper spray.

What's the difference between 9/11 and open borders in America?

At least the jackers had plane tickets.

What does an orphan call a family photo?

Um, selfie.

What do you call a Black person with no arms and no legs?

Uh, trustworthy.

I am sorry for interrupting the show, but guys,

today I just joined the 8% of Black

men with master's degree.

Um, just about 160 years ago, 100% of them had masters.

Oh.

Look how far they've come. What's the difference between our dad's

generation and

our generation?

Um, they had Wonder Women, and we have to wonder if it's a woman.

What is your most controversial opinion?

I think liberals belong in jail. Free housing, no guns,

you can take it up the ass.

They all fit there perfectly.

Remember ladies, it's called cooking, not cook queen.

So put that man in the kitchen. That where he belongs.

Um, yeah, and it's a dishwasher, not dishwash him,

so you fat dishwasher better go

do some dishes.

I am a proud trans, and no one must think otherwise.

I am who I decide to be.

I mean, before I used to dislike these LGBTQ

thing, but in actuality,

I think what they've done is brilliant.

To develop in that you're something you're not and becoming it, that's damn

inspiring. It tells me that you could be anything you ever wanna

be in your life if

you really put your mind to it.

Do you know why Black people are the best runners?

Because the slow ones got caught in nets, got sold for a bottle of rum and a pack

of cigarettes, and put on ships.