English transcript

Describe the very first time you were teleported.

It was scary in a way.

I mean, you don't really know, OK, is this evil?

Is this good?

What is this?

What do I do with this?

How do I deal with it?

I was on the phone.

Oh, my God, what's happening?

And I was landed, and landed about 40 miles away

in a ditch outside of a Baptist church in a little tiny town

just where you cross over the border.

And it was an incredibly frightening moment

to experience yourself in your car flying through the air.

Teleporting is no fun.

It's no fun because you don't really know what you're doing.

You don't really understand it.

I was with my boys one time, and I

was telling I was going to go to Waffle House and get waffles.

And I ended up at a Waffle House.

This was in Georgia.

And I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away

from where I was.

They said, where are you?

I said, a Waffle House.

They said, Waffle House where?