Interview with Benjamin Netanyahu

Hello, good evening. I'm Abu Tabla, and for the first time, I want to interview

a person

whom not many people know at all in the Middle East and who has no fans, no

haters, almost anonymous. I want to say good evening to the prime

minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

Hello.

How are you?

Everything's good.

Do you know Abu Tabla?

I've heard of you.

You've heard of Abu Tabla. Do you know what we have in common?

We both work in an environment with donkeys.

Forget the Knesset, are there donkeys in the Knesset or not?

All kinds of people.

All kinds of types.

And all kinds of women, good ones, less good ones too.

Tell me, Bibi, if you weren't prime minister, what would you do

in life?

What would I do?

Mm.

Read, rest, walk, travel, spend more time

with my family.

What job? Maybe a civil servant, fishing in the Dead Sea.

Fishing in the Dead Sea, no. Extracting salt from the Dead Sea, maybe.

There's a saying, "Al-jabal Khulid Akbar Ala Tahr."

Look, we heard it was Na'im Qassem there, Abu

Sarita, Dibra, Ali Taher and Dawawin, where are they now?

Do you know where that mountain is?

Where?

It was blown out.

Did you see it? It's white now.

Mm-hmm.

Do you know why?

Why?

We blew up all the bunkers, they all flew out. White, white, white.

White.

Like Mount Hermon.

Do you like baklava?

Very much.

Look, he's handing out baklava all the time. Where's Nasrallah?

Gone. Khamenei,

gone. Sinwar,

gone. Haniyeh,

gone. Don't you think all that baklava isn't healthy?

It's too much sugar.

Let's say you forgot Deif.

Yeah, he was half a man anyway.

You're saying Deif vanished.

Deif.

What about Lebanon? What agreement is there?

A full agreement between Israel and Lebanon.

Say it in Yiddish.

In Yiddish. A little Arabic.

A little, yes.

Will there be a peace agreement between Lebanon and Israel? Will there be one or not?

One day, when we throw Hezbollah out of there, there will be.

God willing.

There are many more changes, much more to complete.

Will there be flights to Mecca?

Yes.

I get a return ticket too, not just one-way.

The answer is yes.

Speaking of Eisenbud, he learned his English from Smotrich.

Did you see that movie?

I was just about to ask you. You see two vegetarian cannibals debating some movie.

What do you have to say about them?

How do you say "shame" in Arabic?

Khab.

Khab.

Man, khab.

The father of all khab.

Foal.