Transcript · Japanese → English
Emergency Situation in France
Whoa, I'm filming this urgently
right now, and this is insane.
I'm in France right now, and the sights
and smell here are just awful.
Like, even the glass
is already like this.
All the windows have been smashed.
All the luxury brands have been
smashed up.
Whoa, this is insane. Over there. Over there is
insane too. There's smoke everywhere.
This will be a France trip
I'll never forget. This one.
The police are
a total mess too.
This is insane, insane.
Let's go this way.
Let's go this way. Where is
safe? There?
- You don't know? There?
- Nowhere is safe.
We try to get to the big
- president's palace.
- Okay.
- It's right there.
Who is the president?
- Macron?
- Macron. Macron.
Insane. It's insane over there too.
- Is it burning over there?
- It's like a war.
It's a mess over here too,
just like this.
I got this.
This is insane. They absolutely won't
let any cars through.
I'm so scared.
Seriously. We finally got out.
Oh, it's stopped.
It's already like this.
Wait, run, run.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey, wait a
second. This is seriously insane.
It exploded right in front of me.
This is insane, seriously.
It's exploding.
Insane, insane, insane.
There's smoke rising too.
This is insane. They said, "Welcome to
Paris."
Whoa, this is way too scary.
- What? We can't go home now.
- We can't go home.
Is nowhere safe? Can I go there?
- I'm a tourist.
- Run, run, run.
Merci. Whoa, this is insane.
- Scary. Whoa.
- It's right there.
Insane, insane.
Everyone, this is insane, insane.
What? What?
- Let the fire truck through.
- Why can't the fire truck get in?
They seem to hate the police.
Not a single cop
would tell me,
but one Black
police officer
was kind to me,
and I somehow managed to
get away, basically.
Now, let's finally head toward the
Eiffel Tower.
So, we've escaped and
- made it to a kebab shop.
- Thank goodness. Right.
So now, we're going to
eat this, and the Metro,
the subway, is completely shut down,
so by taxi
I think we'll head back.
That's all from France.
End of transcript · 360 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
うわぁ、今緊急で動画回し てるんですけど、やばい。 今フランスにいて、目と 匂いもなんかやばくて、ここ。 例えばグラスとかも
もうこんな感じで。 もう窓が全部割られてる状態。 もうハイブランドはほとん ど割れてて。 うわ、やば。あっち。あっちや
ばい。煙ばっか出てる。 一生忘れることないフランス 旅行になるな。これは。 ポリス？も うめちゃくちゃ。
やばい、やばい 。こっち行こう。 こっち行こう。Whereis safe?There? - Youdon'tknow?There?
- No where issafe. We try to get to the the big - palace of thepresident. - Okay. - This is justthere.
Who is thepresident? - マクロン？ - マクロン。マクロン。 やば。あっちもやばい。 - あっち燃えてる？
- 戦争じゃん。 こっちもこんな感じで めちゃくちゃです。 なんかこれもらいました。 もうやばい。もう車は絶
対通させないんで。 もう怖すぎる。 普通に。やっと出れた。 あ、もう止まってる。 もうこんな感じ
。待って、走って走って。 来て来て来て来て。 ねえ、ちょっと待っ て。マジやばい。普通に。 爆発した目の前で。
やばいって、もう普通 に。爆発してる。 やばいやばいやばい。 煙上がってるし。 やばいって。Welcomein
Parisって言われた。 うおお、怖すぎる。 - え？もう帰れないじゃん。 - 帰れないよ。 Nosafe?Can I gothere?
- I'mtourist. - 走って、走って、走って。 Merci.うわ、やばい。 - こわ。うわ。 - もうすぐそこで。
やばいやばい。 みんなやばいやばい。 なになに。 - 消防車は入れて。 - なんで消防車は入れんの？
警察は嫌いみたいな。 誰一人として警 察は教えてもくれ なかったけど、一人黒人 の警察の人
は優しくしてくれて、 なんとか逃げれたっ て感じですね。 今やっとこう、エ ッフェル塔の方に。
ということで、逃げて - ケバブ屋まで来ました。 - よかった。ね。 ということで、今からこ れ食べて、あのメトロ、
地下鉄とか全部止まっ てるんで、タク シーで帰ろうと思います。 以上、フランスからでした。
