Transcript · Spanish → English

Frustration Over Poor Game Performance

This can't be, man! This can't be!

How can you track back so lazily, man?

This can't be, mate!

Every ball that goes from Space to Egypt

leaves us 10 kilometers behind in speed.

This can't be, man!

This can't be, dude! Seriously, this can't be.

Mate, we're tracking back at a jog, dude.

We're tracking back at a jog, seriously, I mean it, mate.

Seriously, I mean it!

We're slugs, dude, we're slugs.

This can't be, dude, this can't be, mate.

We're playing so badly, dude.

We're playing so badly, mate, we're playing so badly.

End of transcript · 96 words · machine translated

Original transcript (Spanish)

¡No puede ser, loco! ¡No puede ser! ¿Cómo bajas con tanta paja, loco? ¡No puede ser, amigo! Cada pelota que va de Espacio a Egipto nos saca a 10 kilómetros de velocidad.

¡No puede ser, viejo! ¡No puede ser, boludo! Realmente, no puede ser. Amigo, bajamos al trote, boludo. Bajamos al trote, de verdad, lo digo, amigo. ¡De verdad, lo digo!

Somos babosas, boludo, somos babosas. No puede ser, boludo, no puede ser, amigo. Qué mal jugamos, boludo. Qué mal estamos jugando, amigo, qué mal estamos jugando.

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