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English → Portuguese transcript
Muito obrigado.
Thank you to Jim O'Neill, to Tom Zhadzneg,
to Marty Makary, and to Wendy as well.
por compartilhar a sua história. Uh, é com o coração pesado que estou
Uh, it's with a heavy heart that I'm announcing that
anunciando que os teóricos da conspiração estavam certos de novo.
As vacinas de mRNA contra a COVID causaram uma série de lesões, incluindo…
incluindo, mas não se limitando a, câncer turbo, insuficiência cardíaca,
coagulação sanguínea extrema e talvez virar gay. Hum, isso é um problema
Um, that's a chicken and egg problem that we're still,
um, we're still investigating.
As implicações são significativas, e… não há um jeito fácil de
there's no easy way to say this.
dizer isso. Anthony Fauci é um goblin. E se você não era
gay antes de tomar a vacina, há uma enorme chance
de que o seu desejo repentino de fazer maratona do canal Bravo e assistir aos
comícios do Tim Walz não é um acidente.
isn't an accident.
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Original transcript (English)
Thank you very much. Thank you for those kind words, uh, Mark Wayne. Thank you to Jim O'Neill, to Tom Zhadzneg, to Marty Makary, and to Wendy as well. Thank you for that, for sharing your story. Uh, it's with a heavy heart that I'm announcing that
the conspiracy theorists were right again. COVID mRNA vaccines caused a litany of injuries, including... including but not limited to turbo cancer, heart failure, extreme blood clotting, and perhaps gayness. Um, that's a chicken and egg problem that we're still,
um, we're still investigating. The implications are substantial, and... there's no easy way to say this. Anthony Fauci is a goblin. And if you weren't gay prior to taking the vaccine,
there's a massive chance that your sudden desire to binge the Bravo channel and watch Tim Walz rallies isn't an accident.
