Debate on the Invention of the Wheel

Oonga boonga! Oonga boonga!

Oonga boonga! Oonga boonga! Oonga boonga!

Oonga boonga!

What going on?

We no like wheel. We want you stop making them.

Why?

Wheel take our jobs. It Gronk's job to carry rocks, but now use

wheel and no need Grok.

No, wheel good. It will allow us to do so much more.

We get new, better jobs now. No need carry rocks.

Me want carry rocks.

And me want no more rounding centers where you make wheel.

Why?

Rounding centers noisy. No want near cave I live.

Also, rounding centers use all the water.

No take water to make wheel. Someone misinform you.

No more rounding centers. Oonga

boonga.

Wheel good. Listen to smart man who invented wheel.

The wheel will lead us to a marvelous new future.

It's unlimited what we will be able to do.

Though maybe eventually wheel get so big we lose control of it, and it

rolls over and crushes the entire world.

That, that, that not helping.

I propose new rule: anyone who makes a wheel be thrown down

the pit at the

center of town.

No, this bad idea. We need wheel for better

life. Listen to our leader, Trump. See what he says.

The wheel is great. It is the best. We need it to be better than the other

tribes.

In fact, I'm renaming it. It's now the Super Round Thing.

Oonga

boonga.

You can't fight the future. You can only pray it kills you quickly and

painlessly.

Go away.