hebrew → English transcript

I'm excited to accept the position. I'm not... I'm not much of a man of words.

So let me help you. I'm just a man of words. Here.

Read the speech I wrote for you. Here, good luck. You'll nail it.

Thank you.

Citizens of Israel, soldiers.

I am excited and proud to accept the role of the next one to blame.

What?

I am ready for any challenge: to be the man who didn't wake the prime minister in the morning.

To be the one who sidelined the political leadership that wasn't aggressive enough or was too aggressive.

Whatever it takes to be blamed for the Zamir blunder.

Listen, this sounds great. It's as if it was always there.

I can already see the headlines on Channel 14.

Zamir the Abandoner, Oy Vey Zamir.

Excuse me, sir. Sir, with all due respect, what is this speech?

This is a speech that clarifies the division of roles between us.

I'm Mr. Security, and you're Mr. Blame.

What 'Mr.' am I? Mr. Strong?

No, you're Mr. Haredi Exemption.

Go on, General Zamir. I am honored to grant you the rank of Poison.

Only you to blame. Please.

The Blame Police.