Transcript · Spanish → English
Discussion on Valverde's Injury Recovery
Valverde is already fine.
Valverde—
Of those grade-three sprains.
Valverde trained in a boot today, and tomorrow he's expected to train with the
group.
Why do you say that, José? Because it took a long or short time, you're saying—
No, no.
Eighteen, 18 days.
A grade-three sprain. I, I, I'm glad, and I hope they apply the
technique for
recovering from Valverde's grade-three sprain to...
In other words, it will benefit humanity, because recovering from a grade-three sprain in
12 days—
Wasn't he operated on in the end?
Barça fans—
I think what they did to him last time is normal.
Wasn't he operated on?
The show's comedy minutes.
What Tomás has been saying from the start.
A grade three. I don't care if it's a grade three or one.
What's...
No, look, what I'm sick of is them making fun of
the players. And that's how I feel.
You find it very funny. You find it very funny.
No, I'm sorry, I'm going to stop laughing at
other people's jokes.
Well said, Tomás.
So many little jokes. To hell with those who laugh at
other people.
I'm falling apart here with the Barça fans, I can't stand any of them.
And I'm keeping quiet out of respect for the culés.
Very good.
If they laugh at Real Madrid, I'm going to get mad, okay?
Not one more little laugh at Madrid fans. For fuck's sake.
I'm going to put four past you in the Clásico. You're going to get mad.
And you're going to get mad these days. I'll show you, for fuck's sake.
I'm going to put four past you. You'll shove your little laughs into nonsense.
Saying things at night. For fuck's sake. Shut up already, once and for all.
Calm down.
But I'm not going to keep quiet anymore. For fuck's sake.
I was calm all night.
The little laugh, the little joke. What are you saying that for? I haven't won anything.
You don't even know when I won my last Champions League title.
Even Xavi's son was a child.
You don't know what it is to win a Champions League title. Learn how to win them.
Before you speak. Speak to Daddy with respect. You'll laugh.
What are you laughing at?
You're losers. Losers. That's what you are.
Losers, this show is watched in England.
That's the big problem.
Loser, that's what you are.
Come on, come on.
Win a Champions League title. Not years ago.
It's been a grade three...
Now he's not having a little laugh. Now he's not having a little laugh. Tomás, come on.
But you said a grade three takes time.
I don't care. They're nuances. One, two, three. What's the difference? One, two, three. Great show.
For the contest, I, the, the pumpkin, Rubenta.
What do I care about the rank of… Or who do you want me to play on Saturday?
I don't care about the rank of the, the winch of I don't know who.
They gave her a leg, the red one, and that's it.
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Original transcript (Spanish)
Valverde ya está bien ... Valverde- De los quince grados tres Valverde ha entrenado con bota hoy y mañana se espera que entrene ya con el grupo.
¿Por qué dices, José? Porque ha tardado mucho o poco, dices que- No, no. Dieciocho, dieciocho días. Quince grado tres. Yo, yo, yo me alegro y espero que apliquen la técnica de
recuperación de Valverde de unos quince grado tres para... O sea, va a hacer bien a la humanidad, porque recuperar un quince grado tres en doce días- ¿No lo han operado al final? Los culés-
Me parece normal la que otra vez le hicieron. ¿No ha sido operado? Los minutos de humor del programa. Lo que habla Tomás desde el principio. Un grado tres. Me da igual el grado tres que uno.
Lo que está... No, mira, lo que estoy harto es que se cachondeen de los jugadores. Y tengo eso. Os parece muy gracioso. Os parece muy gracioso. No, lo siento, yo voy a dejar de reírme de las gracias de
los demás. Muy bien dicho, Tomás. Tanta gracietas. Que les den morcillas a los que se ríen de los demás. Que me estoy cayendo aquí con la gente del Barça, que no aguanto a ninguno.
Y me callo por respeto a los culés. Muy bien. Si se ríen del Real Madrid, me voy a cabrear, ¿eh? Ni una risita más a los del Madrid. Me cago en la leche. Os voy a soltar cuatro en el clásico. Que os vais a cabrear.
Y vais a cabrear estos días. Os voy a enterar, me cago en la mar. Os voy a soltar cuatro. Os vais a meter la risita en chaladas. Soltando por la noche. Me cago en la mar. Calladitos ya de una vez. Calma. Pero no me voy a callar más. Me cago en la leche.
Estaba tranquilo toda la noche. El risita, la gracita. ¿Qué decís eso más? Si no he ganado nada. Que no sabéis ni cuándo gané mi última Champions. Si hasta el hijo de, de Xavi era un niño. Si no sabéis lo que es ganar una Champions. Aprender a ganar Champions.
Antes de hablar. Hablad con papá con respeto. Vais a reír. ¿Qué os reís? Que sois unos perdedores. Unos losers. Que es lo que sois. Losers, que este programa se ve en Inglaterra. Ese es el gran problema.
Loser, que es lo que sois. Va, va. Ganar una Champions. No hace años. Es que ha sido un grado tres... Ahora no se echa la risita. Ahora no se echa la risita. Tomás, venga.
Pero has dicho que tardás un grado tres. Me da igual. Son matices. Uno, dos, tres. ¿Qué da? Un, dos, tres. Gran programa. Yo al concurso, la, la calabaza, Rubenta. ¿Qué me da a mí el grado de... O quién quieres que juegue el sábado? Me da igual el grado de la, del guinche de no sé quién.
Le dieron una pata que la roja y ya está.
