hebrew → English transcript

My dear soldiers.

I am excited and wearing makeup to stand here before you today

Blessed is the nation that has been blessed with sons like these,

who don’t notice that other sons are currently vacationing in Maine.

The war is going as well as possible,

and we will continue until absolute victory.

Well done on the excellent work in the northern Strip.

Now you’re doing the same thing in the southern Strip,

and then we will achieve absolute victory.

No, then you’ll go back to the north again.

Because, since we didn’t bring in another governing authority when we left,

Hamas came back.

But we’ll topple it again,

and reach absolute victory.

No, and then we’ll return, again to the south,

because we left, and Hamas, and you get it, yeah, okay?

So wait, when is this absolute victory?

For absolute victory you have to make decisions,

and that’s something I don’t like to do.

So what, will we all have to come back here now again and again?

Not all of you.

He, for example, won’t.

What, I’m being released?

Absolutely, absolutely.

You will be released from everything,

from reserve duty, from work, from plans for the future,

and also from this annoying 21 Challenge.

But let me comfort you.

It wasn't for that.

We're making tremendous gains here.

After four months of fighting,

I am still the prime minister.

Is that the achievement we're after?

Oh, oh, so many questions.

I remind you you're not here to ask questions.

You're here to be photographed.

And now, everyone look at the camera and say,

Together we'll win.

Together we'll win.

You're wonderful.

You got it, yeah? All right?