English → Chinese transcript
你能相信吗？你能相信
有这么一本书吗？看！
看！我有两个孩子，一个九岁，
一个十二岁。
就是他们刚点的。你看。
呃，《喵喵小说》。你看。
喵喵喵喵，
喵喵喵喵。
你能相信居然有人会想出这么
一本书吗？
而且卖十九块？别笑！
我要把它退了。不！不！
你能相信吗？一本全是喵
喵的书。一共多少页我…
这有多少页啊？
全是喵的页数。三百四十二页
的喵喵。
太离谱了！
太离谱了！当妈妈真好。
这是我的！我不退了。
各位，别再乱买这些破
玩意儿了！
这是我前阵
子买的。
End of transcript · 126 words · machine translated
Original transcript (English)
Would you believe this? Would you believe in this book? Look! Look! I have two kids, nine and a twelve-year-old. They just ordered it. Look. They just ordered it. Look. Um, Meow Novel. Look.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Can you believe that someone came up with a book like this? And it sold for nineteen bucks? Don't laugh! I'm going to return it. And it sold for nineteen bucks? Don't laugh! I'm going to return it. No! No! Would you believe this? A book of meow meow.
How many pages I... How many pages are this? How many pages I... How many pages are this? There's meow pages. Ridiculous! Ridiculous! Good to be a mother. It's mine! I'm not returning it.
Guys, stop ordering bullshit! I got this a while ago. I got this a while ago.
